Jokes & Funnies

[Beachlover]

 

[Beachlover]

@Gower Ranger

 

[Nice65]

It was only a joke.
My favourite snack just now involves sourdough bread, olive oil, rocket and balsamic vinegar with sauerkraut.

Rennies for pudding, yum!

From the bloke that’s eaten so badly today he had to excuse himself twice from a meeting to go out and fart.

 

[Woody Girl]

Rennies for pudding, yum!

From the bloke that’s eaten so badly today he had to excuse himself twice from a meeting to go out and fart.

Don't worry, all chaps become old farts at some point , you are just nicely maturing into one. 😉

Nothing quite as satisfying as a good ol' release of pressure with the accompanying bugatti burble eh? (Just not in company!!)
Double action gaviscon and buscopan are my very best friends. I don't go anywhere without them.😁

 

[Juttle]

One of the side effects of a morphine and laxido based diet is the ability to express oneself in a non verbal manner in many octaves, some considerably more risky than others. Ask me how I know!

 

[Beachlover]

 

[Beachlover]

 

[Andylaser]

 

[Andylaser]

 

[E. By Gum]

I broke my mate's satnav this morning. He wants the money for a new one but he can get lost.

 

[Beachlover]

 

[Beachlover]

 

[Beachlover]

 

[Beachlover]

 

[Nice65]

 

[5teep]

 

[E. By Gum]

During the war my grandfather was responsible for killing 37 German pilots.
He was the worst mechanic in the whole of the Luftwaffe.

 

[Jaggededge]

My grandma was always proud of surviving the Nazi death camps. It helped that she was protestant and never left Yorkshire.

 

[BorderReiver]

 

[BorderReiver]

 

[Beachlover]

 

[MaC]

https://scotsusa.com/pages/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/summer9.jpg

I'm saving memory

 

[Andylaser]

 

[Andylaser]

 

[Beachlover]