Jokes & Funnies

[BorderReiver]

 

[BorderReiver]

#MaC

 

[Oldtimer]

She met her husband in the travel agent while looking for a beach holiday. Apparently he was the last reort.

 

[5teep]

Spy Balloon

 

[BorderReiver]

Spy Balloon

View attachment 53

That's a very good Photoshop.:unsure:

 

[E. By Gum]

I used to be in a relationship with an English teacher. The sex was great but we broke up because she couldn't stand my improper use of the colon.

 

[Beachlover]

I used to be in a relationship with an English teacher. The sex was great but we broke up because she couldn't stand my improper use of the colon.

Stolen.

 

[Beachlover]

 

[MaC]

Not being cheeky, but who is it ? and what is with the eyebrows ???

 

[MaC]

 

[Beachlover]

Not being cheeky, but who is it ? and what is with the eyebrows ???

No idea. Just meant to typify that kind of offended by everything type of person.

 

[MaC]

No idea. Just meant to typify that kind of offended by everything type of person.

Oh it does that

 

[Oldtimer]

I used to be in a relationship with an English teacher. The sex was great but we broke up because she couldn't stand my improper use of the colon.

Good job you didn't split her infinitive.

 

[Beachlover]

 

[E. By Gum]

Q. Why don't Chinese kids believe in father Christmas?
A. Because they are the ones who make the toys.

 

[Oldtimer]

Madame broke her glasses and asked the optician if it meant she'd have to be examined all over again, but he told her just her eyes would be sufficient.

 

[Beachlover]

 

[MaC]

 

[MaC]

No, but mushrooms....or tempura, bread, olive oil, balsamic vinegar, baked potatoes or apples......

 

[Woody Girl]

No, but mushrooms....or tempura, bread, olive oil, balsamic vinegar, baked potatoes or apples......

Frying onions is my mouth watering moment. Can't beat it!

 

[E. By Gum]

I have rearranged all the jars on the wife's spice rack.
I'm not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin.

 

[MaC]

I have rearranged all the jars on the wife's spice rack.
I'm not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin.

We don't have a 'here's your coat' smilie anymore, but that was a classic E.By Gum

 

[BorderReiver]

We don't have a 'here's your coat' smilie anymore, but that was a classic E.By Gum

I thought that was one of his better efforts.

 

[Beachlover]

Frying onions is my mouth watering moment. Can't beat it!

No, but mushrooms....or tempura, bread, olive oil, balsamic vinegar, baked potatoes or apples......

It was only a joke.
My favourite snack just now involves sourdough bread, olive oil, rocket and balsamic vinegar with sauerkraut.

 

[MaC]

That I would happily share with you