Jokes & Funnies

[Saint-Just]

 

[Beachlover]

 

[BorderReiver]

 

[Beachlover]

 

[5teep]

 

[Andylaser]

 

[Saint-Just]

You remember the Gondola's captain from 2022 then Andy

 

[CaptainBeaky]

You remember the Gondola's captain from 2022 then Andy

Same gag

 

[5teep]

 

[Andylaser]

 

[Beachlover]

 

[5teep]

 

[Saint-Just]

Just nipped up to Tesco, and upon leaving the store, I spotted £20 just lying on the ground.


After a moment of internal conflict, I thought, "Come on, it's Good Friday, just do what Jesus would do.


So l went back in and turned it into wine


(A little devil just whispered in my ear that I would be fine; after all, Jesus himself got hammered on Good Friday)

 

[bushwacker]

Just nipped up to Tesco, and upon leaving the store, I spotted £20 just lying on the ground.


After a moment of internal conflict, I thought, "Come on, it's Good Friday, just do what Jesus would do.


So l went back in and turned it into wine


(A little devil just whispered in my ear that I would be fine; after all, Jesus himself got hammered on Good Friday)

you nailed that one

 

[Saint-Just]

I was hoping nobody here would get crossed over it.

 

[Andylaser]

 

[BorderReiver]

 

[Beachlover]

 

[BorderReiver]

 

[Andylaser]

 

[Saint-Just]

 

[Saint-Just]

 

[5teep]

That's the cooker clock changed, now for the car..

 

[Winnet]

I managed to change the clock on my cooker without having to look it up. I class that as a major win.

G

 

[Beachlover]