Well, not the post, but Amazon. A five litre container of Turtlewax. I thought I was buying one litre to replace the litre bottle I've had for five years and finished yesterday when I gave the campervan a wash before its MOT today. Given how infrequently I wash the campervan, at one capful to a bucket as per directions, my boys will inherit enough to pass on to the grandchildren in the unlikely event that they will be able to afford to run a car after they have paid their student loans. That'll teach me to take a quick look at Madame's phone and say. "Yes, that'll do", when I asked her to add it to the order she was compiling. She wasn't sympathetic; just suggested I go housing estate bourgeois and wash the car every Sunday whether it needs it or not.
